A woman shrieks and says "emperor emperor it is your son he he has broken the vase". The vase is question was the extremely nice vase a Indian prince gave emperor Gallienus II after the man became caeser after Gallienus the first died.
The emperor barges in and says "what now that vase was very expensive young man". The young man a eight year old screams "you took away my inheritance"! Gallinus II says "it was for your own good son". The kid says " I hate you"! The maid says "these things pass Caesar". Gallienus looks at the maid with a expression that is somewhat between tired dad and you just said something dumb and says "do they Felecia tells me honestly does a kid who finds out I intend to take away over 2 million square miles of his land get over it". Felecia says well not if you put it like that make the boy excited your refoudning the republic this is a momentous occasion sir".
Another crash sounds out from the kitchen which doesn't bode well for poor young Marcus Varro to get over it as it were. Marcus screams at the top of his lungs" I hate you u hate you I hate you". Vibia the wife of Caesar walks down stairs she takes one look at her husband and maid she knows she won the bet.
Vibia clears her throat and says" looks like both of you owe me some coin" the maid flabbergasted at Vibia's nonchalant attitude to young Marcus says " domina how can you be so calm your son's entire world was turned upside down". Gallienus II looks at his wife expecting some fitting answer to the Marcus problem.
Vibia says "my son had eight years to come to terms with the fact he wasn't fit to rule". Marcus cries even harder audibly so the other servants begin inquiring into the noise. Gallienus II looks at his beloved wife and says "your a bully you know that". Marcus runs to his room screaming " I hate the new year " the maid looks at the couple and says "happy 300 it's a big year"