Chapter 171 - 37

Chapter 37: As Long As I Have No Morals, You Can't Kidnap MeSeaside.Inari was sitting on the pier, crying towards the sea.Ever since his stepfather Kesa died, this had become his exclusive territory for brooding every night."Dad...""Why did you have to be a hero...""Heroes never have a happy ending..."Inari sobbed, immersed in his own world of sorrow.Suddenly.A rhythmic "untz-untz" beat accompanied by a blinding green light struck from behind."The Uchiha clearance sale has gone bankrupt!""The bastard boss..."Inari turned his head, stunned.He saw a fluorescent green pervert rushing over at an unbelievable speed.The four characters on his chest, "I am a wimp," shone like a lighthouse in the darkness.And behind that pervert.A blond youth was riding a bicycle, carrying a large loudspeaker with one hand, bobbing his head to the rhythm.Two figures whizzed past.Kicking up a gust of wind, it dried the tears on Inari's face.Inari opened his mouth.Tears still hung on his chin, but they couldn't fall anymore.Sadness?In the face of such immense absurdity, that sort of thing shattered into dust instantly."This...""Is this... a Konoha Ninja?"Inari felt his worldview take a second hit.More shocking than when Kesa died.If not being a hero means turning into such a pervert...Then he'd rather be a hero.[Ding! Detected that the host has caused an epic social death scene.][Uchiha Sasuke's shame level has exploded, and his soul has suffered irreversible trauma (or baptism).][Reward issued: Basic Genjutsu - Chicken Dance.][Skill description: Forces the target to mimic a chicken pecking rice for three seconds. Ignores level, but the effect is halved when the opponent's Chakra is higher than the host's.]Naruto looked at the system panel and whistled with satisfaction.This skill.Low damage, extremely high insult value.It was practically tailor-made for Sasuke."Hey! You wimp in front!"Naruto shouted at Sasuke's back."Run faster!""Did you not eat?""If you don't speed up, I'm switching to the next track, 'Today is a Good Day'!"Sasuke stumbled.Almost kneeling on the ground.He bit his tongue, using the pain to stimulate his nerves, and accelerated again.That night.The villagers of the Land of Waves saw the legendary "Green Flash."And Uchiha Sasuke.Also on that night, completely bid farewell to his fragile self-esteem.Replacing it.Was a heart of steel that could abandon everything (including his dignity) to become stronger.As long as he could kill that man.What does wearing women's clothing matter?Sasuke ran while making the most vicious vow of his life in his heart.And Naruto, the culprit behind all this.Was watching Sasuke's pathetic back, smiling like a devil."Run, Er Zhu Zi.""This is just the beginning."...Sasuke collapsed on the ground like a dead dog.That fluorescent green bodysuit was soaked with sweat, clinging tightly to his skin, outlining every muscle trembling from excessive twitching.The bright red characters "I am a wimp" on his chest seemed to be mockingly pulsating in the moonlight."Ugh..."Sasuke rolled over, retching up some stomach acid.His lungs felt like they were on fire, and his legs had lost all feeling.But he had finished running.Although he had lost all his dignity as an Uchiha, he had indeed completed the entire course."Not bad."Naruto sat on the bicycle, supporting himself with one foot, a bottle of iced happy water appearing in his hand out of nowhere.Psst.The sound of the tab opening was exceptionally crisp in the silent night.Naruto tilted his head back, took a gulp, and let out a satisfied sigh."Although your posture looked ugly like a frog scalded by boiling water, at least your endurance is decent."Sasuke had no energy to retort.He just wanted to bury his head in the ground right now and never come out again.Just then.Fog rolled in.The originally clear moonlight instantly became hazy, and moist water vapor carrying a fishy sea scent surged in silently from all directions, instantly swallowing the entire fishing village.Naruto's hand holding the cola paused in mid-air.In those deep blue eyes, the original playful smile vanished instantly.Replacing it was the alertness of a beast smelling blood.[Ding! Detected hostile units approaching.][Direction: Due north, Tazuna's house.][Quantity: 2.][Combat power assessment: Small fry (wandering samurai not even worthy of having names).]Naruto crushed the empty can and tossed it into the trash can behind him.Clang.Precision shot."A bit interesting."Naruto jumped off the bicycle and stretched his neck."The main antagonist hasn't appeared yet, and they're already sending two rats to sneak attack the base?"Someone as proud as Zabuza wouldn't deign to do something like kidnapping women and children.That must be the work of that shorty named Gato.At this moment.Kakashi's figure appeared before the two via Body Flicker.He pulled up his forehead protector, revealing that crimson Sharingan, staring fixedly in the direction of the bridge."Sasuke, can you still move?"Kakashi spoke extremely fast."There's a strong Chakra reaction over at the bridge, it must be Zabuza.""Sakura is already there guarding Tazuna, we need to go support them immediately."Sasuke gritted his teeth, forcing himself to stand up from the ground."I... can."Although his body had reached its limit, the moment he heard about a fight, the Uchihabloodline began to stir."Naruto, let's go."Kakashi called out and turned to rush towards the bridge."Ah, that..."Naruto suddenly clutched his stomach, his whole body arching like a shrimp.His face showing an extremely exaggerated expression of pain."Kakashi-sensei, I can't go on.""That cup of instant noodles just now must have been expired, there's something bad fighting in my stomach.""You guys go ahead, I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be there in a second."Kakashi paused, black lines appearing on his forehead.Dropping the ball at such a critical moment?But the kid's expression looked truly too distorted; it didn't seem like he was faking it."Hurry up and finish, don't dawdle."Kakashi didn't have time to think too much; he grabbed Sasuke, whose legs were still weak, and disappeared into the thick fog in a few leaps.Watching their receding figures.Naruto straightened his back.There wasn't a trace of pain on his face anymore.He patted his stomach, a cold sneer curling the corner of his lips."Only a fool would go to the bridge to catch a cold wind.""There are only two grown men hacking at each other over there.""There's a beautiful lady here waiting for a hero to save the day."Naruto formed hand signs.Poof.A Shadow Clone appeared on the spot."You go to the bridge and just show your face, don't actually fight, just stand on the side and shout '666'."The Shadow Clone gave an OK sign and turned to chase after Kakashi.Naruto's original body turned around, facing the direction of Tazuna's house.The ground beneath his feet cracked.His whole body became like a golden cannonball, tearing through the thick fog and speeding away....Tazuna's house.The house was in a state of chaos.Tables and chairs were overturned on the floor, and teacups were shattered into porcelain shards.Two samurai wearing ronin attire with strange topknots were standing in the center of the living room.They held gleaming long swords in their hands, with notches on the blades; they had clearly done their fair share of killing and looting."Hehehe, I didn't expect such a top-tier beauty to be hidden in this old geezer's house."One of the pockmarked samurai was staring at Tsunami in the corner like a wolf eyeing its prey.Tsunami protected Inari behind her, her face pale, shivering all over."You... what do you want to do?""Don't come over!"