"Things I'm Good At (Besides Mentally Living in a Blanket Burrito)"
People be out here saying they're good at Excel formulas, running marathons, or investing in crypto.
Me? I'm good at:
đ§ââïžÂ Being Patient
I'm not just patient â I'm Olympic level chill.
I wait for packages that are already two weeks late.
I listen to people who take 20 minutes to tell a story that could've been an emoji.
And I haven't fought a printer since 2022. Growth.
đ Healing Myself
Self-healing looks different every day.
Sometimes it's journaling.
Sometimes it's aggressively cleaning your room at 11:47 p.m. while sobbing to 2000s throwback ballads.
I call it therapy with a playlist.
đ Â Loving Myself
Yes, I flirt with myself in the mirror. Yes, I gas myself up while brushing my teeth.
Is it delusional? Maybe. Is it working? Absolutely.
I am the love of my own life â and also the roommate who eats all the snacks.
đ§Â Putting Myself First
I've mastered the art of saying "no" without an excuse.
"No, I can't come out."
Why?
Because I'm in a committed relationship with my couch, that's why.
Protecting my peace like it's on sale.
đ€ So to answer your question:
What am I good at?
I'm good at surviving, thriving (in my own chaotic way), and romanticizing Monday mornings like they're a scene in a Netflix original.
You don't need a resume of hard skills when you've got emotional resilience, a sense of humor, and unmatched blanket burrito energy.