"Pidge! Pidgeot!"
Pidgeot was eating its spaghetti with a look of blissful intoxication. Ever since following its master, its meals had been simply perfect! It got to eat its favorite bitter-flavored food every day. And just as Pidgeot was happily eating its bitter spaghetti, Psyduck walked over, staring straight at Pidgeot's portion, drooling.
"Pidge?" (What's up?)
"Psy." (Looks smells good?)
"Pidge!"
Pidgeot gave Psyduck a piece of meatball. And this duck actually ate it. Subsequently, as Ash's specially made bitter flavor spread in Psyduck's mouth, this stupid duck's face turned entirely blue from the bitterness.
"Psy psy psy!!"
Watching Psyduck running around in circles from the bitterness, Meowth shook his head.
"This idiot. The bitter flavor the Boss specially made for Pidgeot is no joke."
Looking at Psyduck, Suzie couldn't help but say, "Is this the Psyduck Ash mentioned, the one whose IQ is low because of severe headaches caused by overly strong psychic powers?"
"That's right, it's so stupid it's made Ash cry."
"Pika pi." (Being able to make Ash cry from stupidity, it's pretty impressive in its own way.)
Meanwhile, Ash, who was currently being talked about by Misty and Suzie, was looking at three uninvited guests.
"Excuse me, is there something the three of you need?"
Jessie, wearing bizarre clothes, angrily said to Ash, who was wearing his initial outfit, "What do we need?! This is Scissor Street! What are you doing running a restaurant here?! All our customers have left because of you!"
James: "That's right! Don't you know this is unfair competition?!"
Team Rocket's Meowth looked at these two idiots speechlessly.
"Honestly, I don't even know what to say anymore..."
Ash: "Sorry, this outfit is just a disguise for the convenience of cooking. I'm just normally cooking for my girlfriend. Is there a problem, Team Rocket?"
"Eh?!" * 3
The Team Rocket trio quickly jumped back, pointing at Ash and shouting, "Who exactly are you?!" And as Team Rocket's words left their mouths, a familiar BGM sounded in their ears.
Ash: "Since you earnestly asked..."
Meowth: "I will benevolently tell you!"
"..." * 3
Jessie: "Bastard, don't plagiarize our opening lines!"
Ash: "To prevent the world from being destroyed!"
Meowth: "To protect the peace of the world!"
Ash: "To carry out the justice of love and truth!"
Meowth: "The cute and charming gourmets!"
Ash: "I am Ash!"
Meowth: "I am Meowth!"
Ash: "We are the big bosses traveling the world!"
Meowth: "A golden, sparkling future is waiting for us!"
Pikachu & Chansey: "Pika/Lucky!" (That's right!)
"You brats!!!" * 3
Seeing Ash taking off his disguise, the Team Rocket trio immediately assumed a fighting stance. Ash also said with a gloomy face, "I'm just cooking a meal for my girlfriend here, and everyone thinks this is a restaurant? Are you kidding me?"
Hearing Ash say this, James complained dissatisfiedly, "You're the one to blame! If you're cooking, contain the smell! You're causing huge trouble for others! We still need to make money!"
Hearing them say this, Ash asked rather strangely, "Didn't you guys say you had a lot of funding?"
"We do have a lot, but for some machines, the funding is simply not enough!" Jessie was also somewhat helpless; after all, building mechas really cost money. James and Meowth also nodded helplessly and said, "Yeah, I can't even afford to collect my favorite bottle caps anymore..."
"Actually, it's mostly because Jessie took the money to buy hairspray, meow."
Duang!
Looking at Meowth lying on the ground and Jessie's smoking fist, Ash silently looked at the Arbok and Weezing behind them.
"So... you guys started harming Pokémon? Your alternative styles are only suitable for edgy teens or punk rockers."
"Hmm?!" * 2
James: "Let me tell you! You can send us blasting off! But you cannot insult our beauty!"
Jessie: "That's right! This is our interpretation of beauty!"
Looking at these two, Ash also showed no weakness and said, "Since that's the case... then we can only compete! Come on! A battle aimed at the beauty of Pokémon!"
"Bring it on!" * 2
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