So, our new guy Seonghwah was doing well (at least the whole night), because I heard him snoring. So today we were gonna make him breakfast and teach him superhero things and make him suit and whatever. And, everything was going good until breakfast, which was spicy burritos (by my hands off course).
["Everything goes wrong around you Enzo. Give me the mic!" "Hey, aren't you?" "Yeah the narrator". "THEN, GET BACK IN THE CUPBOARD!!!" "I WON'T"
*small war ensuing off screen*]
Yeah, *huff, huff* why was that narrator so heavy?
So, when we finished breakfast Seonghwah was all starry eyed about how we train and for some weird reason, I ended up getting his babysitting duty.
["ok, stop trying to pull my pants down. Take the mic, narrator."]
*Ahem* So, as Enzo already told you; he was assigned to train Seonghwah to become a better superhero.
"So, Seonghwah. What say about a little workout before training?"
"Oh, yes!", said Seonghwah. Evidently excited to train with Enzo Silva.
"So lets go to my favourite spot for training."
***
"You do realise this a park, don't you?", asked Seonghwah after seeing what Enzo's training spot was.
And, Enzo. Well, he wasn't listening; he was busy doing a human flag on the one of the poles of the monkey bars. "Yeah, lets start with 100 pushups!", Enzo said cheerily.
Enzo was someone who valued himself as the supreme being, and if he could be defeated in something; he would just pass it off as a fluke or just outdo the other person. Here also, as Seonghwah surpassed Enzo's maximum count of pushups; Enzo stood up and said, "Hey, don't do extra. We have a lot more to do."
It turned out that Enzo was quite the ruthless trainer and he relentlessly made Seonghwah do all kinds of exercises. They followed such a huge workout that even anime logic would have failed in comparison to them. ["liked that analogy, Enzo?""Yeah, narrator. You're doing great"]
The workout was:
100 pushups
50 cossack squats
50 bodyweight squats
90 pull-ups
40 pike pushups
30 seconds of both frog stand and tucked planches
Handstands
40 pistol squats
And, calf raises to the limit
After all this training, it was still not over.
***
Seonghwah was panting his lungs out, he was sweating so much that his whole t shirt was soaked. He did not look good while, Enzo stood there; unfazed by the volume of the workout.
"Hey, hey! Its not over yet, this was just the warmup to loosen your joints."
"What? Cant we do the rest tomorrow? I'm as tired as a phone on 1% battery!"
"Ok, then if you cant do anything. Lets do the rest tomorrow."
***
It was the middle of the night and Seonghwah was sitting in his new room, contemplating his newfound friends, when the bell of his room's door rang.
"Come on out, its time for the training you didn't complete.", said Enzo who was standing in the doorway wearing loose clothes and a 'too-bright-to-look-at' smile.