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GA: Chapter 51 – This Is Discrimination Against Dogs! I, Thor the Thunder God, Object!
Whitebeard was genuinely unsettled by Shiba Inu Thor's sense of taste.
A Devil Fruit isn't poop, so why was Shiba Inu Thor eating it so happily? Even looking a little… intoxicated?
Could it be that a Devil Fruit doesn't just taste like poop—but actually is identical to poop?
Terrifying.
No, beyond terrifying—frightening.
He could swear he had never felt this kind of fear in his entire life.
If a Devil Fruit really did taste exactly like poop, then when he ate his own Devil Fruit back then, wasn't he basically eating…
His face went iron-grey. He really shouldn't have let his mind go there.
Ordinary Group Owner: "@Northern God's Glory, it doesn't actually taste a little like that thing, does it?"
Northern God's Glory: "???"
Northern God's Glory: "I simply think it tastes good. That's all."
Northern God's Glory: "And I have never eaten poop!!!"
Northern God's Glory: "Shiba Inu furious!"
Northern God's Glory: "I am Thor, the great Thunder God, son of Odin, the All-Father of Norse mythology—why would I ever eat poop?!"
Shiba Inu Thor was absolutely seething. This is an insult to me, Thor the Thunder God!
Dongfang Bubai: "Well, you are a dog."
Ordinary Group Owner: "Being a dog, you should naturally have that… particular hobby."
Turn Daigu into Soup: "A dog can't change its poop-eating ways."
Lighthouse Tycoon: "Even if you've never eaten it personally, given your species, there's no doubt that Devil Fruit tasted exactly like something of that nature."
Northern God's Glory: "This is discrimination against dogs!"
Who says every dog likes eating poop?!
He doesn't!
Wait—to be more precise, he's never eaten it!
Hmm?
Actually, saying it that way doesn't quite work either. Never having eaten it means he can't exactly deny it.
A look of confusion crept into Shiba Inu Thor's eyes. He couldn't seem to argue back.
Child of Nature: "So… why has that word entered the conversation at all."
Don't you all find this disgusting?
Child of Nature: "@Ordinary Group Owner, so are you still going to eat it?"
Ordinary Group Owner: "I…"
Su Yunqing's expression wavered with hesitation. She really shouldn't have let the topic drift in this direction.
She was supposed to be eating a Devil Fruit—so why did the way they were talking about it make it sound like she was about to eat actual poop?!
But eat it or not… this was a Devil Fruit! And a Mythical Zoan-type at that, Angel form no less…
If she didn't eat it, she'd definitely regret it!
As for the taste—poop or whatever—it was probably more like stinky tofu or luosifen at worst.
Ordinary Group Owner: "I'm eating it!"
Ordinary Group Owner: "I've eaten luosifen, stinky tofu, and durian. If I can handle all of those, what's one little Devil Fruit?!"
Ordinary Group Owner: "And I firmly believe it does NOT taste like that. Thor has simply never had luosifen or stinky tofu before."
Ordinary Group Owner: "If anything, a Devil Fruit is probably just the durian of the One Piece world!"
Lighthouse Tycoon: "…"
Lighthouse Tycoon: "You are genuinely talented at convincing yourself."
Lighthouse Tycoon: "Wait."
Lighthouse Tycoon: "If this Shiba Inu actually enjoyed it, doesn't that mean the thing I drew is the most useless one of all?"
Lighthouse Tycoon: "Damn it!"
Northern God's Glory: "Shiba Inu staring.jpg"
Northern God's Glory: "Want some? I can share a piece with you."
Northern God's Glory: "Shiba Inu grinning slyly.jpg"
Lighthouse Tycoon: "You're mocking me, aren't you?! You're definitely mocking me!"
Lighthouse Tycoon: "If it weren't for that last picture, I almost thought you were genuinely being generous!"
Lighthouse Tycoon: "F*ck!"
Turn Daigu into Soup: "On the surface it looks like a clash between an unlucky guy and a lucky guy, but really it's just two unlucky guys arguing."
Turn Daigu into Soup: "Compared to what the rest of us drew, yours are honestly still acceptable."
Turn Daigu into Soup: "Though of course—Thor's already-bitten Devil Fruit is the exception. Different species aside, I still think what I got beats that."
Sow Postpartum Care was a skill, sure—and even one that could make someone rich. But if he had any choice in the matter, he genuinely would not have wanted to draw it.
Because the skill had merged so seamlessly, his brain was now packed with pig-related knowledge. He'd even had dreams about himself performing postpartum care on a sow.
It had gotten to the point where he dreaded falling asleep.
Be My Son: "A little pain? How could that possibly compare to the suffering this old man has endured!"
Ace and the others had actually let slip the whole giant doll incident—and had even put out a marriage notice for him on the open seas!
Just thinking about it made Whitebeard's blood boil.
If they weren't his own sons, he'd have cracked their skulls open by now.
Even so, he'd still given every last one of them involved a thorough beating.
Uchiha Madara said nothing—but the moment he thought about that steel pipe still sitting in the chat group's shared space, he wanted to slash the entire group with a Susanoo.
Dongfang Bubai: "Just how bad were everyone's draws…"
Ordinary Group Owner: "Aside from Just Like That Meow, Minato, and Bai Xuan, everyone in this group is unlucky."
Ordinary Group Owner: "Especially Bai Xuan—he's the luckiest of the lucky!"
Ordinary Group Owner: "His very first draw was the Uchiha Obito template. No jutsu or anything, sure, but he got the Uchiha bloodline AND the Mangekyō Sharingan—with the Kamui space-time ability on top of that!"
Child of Nature: "After the Mangekyō merged, the ability changed."
Child of Nature: "It is, after all, the Eye of the Mind's Mirror."
Ordinary Group Owner: "Changed into what?"
Child of Nature: "Well…"
Child of Nature: "To avoid triggering feelings of envy and jealousy, just think of it as Kamui."
The power of [Oracle] was formidable enough—but paired with [Oracle: Reverse], it was on another level entirely.
Invincible, in a way that was almost frightening.
Ordinary Group Owner: "You might as well have said nothing."
Ordinary Group Owner: "The way you put it makes it sound like he developed something even stronger than Kamui!"
Ordinary Group Owner: "I'm seriously starting to suspect the chat group planted you here as a shill."
Ordinary Group Owner: "But I'm the group owner—even if someone's the shill, it should be me!"
Ordinary Group Owner: "Ugh!"
Turn Daigu into Soup: "Hahahaha."
Turn Daigu into Soup: "Stifling laughter.jpg"
Turn Daigu into Soup: "Sorry—I'm professionally trained. Under normal circumstances, I absolutely would not laugh."
Turn Daigu into Soup: "This time I genuinely couldn't hold it."
Carried along by Daigu's reaction, the others couldn't hold back either and burst out laughing.
The Group Owner's situation was pitiful—genuinely pitiful—but whether it was because they'd heard it all so many times, none of them felt the slightest trace of sympathy anymore. Only laughter.
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