Kuroka stared at the extra letter F she placed in the multiversal targeting axis in absolute horror, "Did I just place him in a Re:Zero world fucking nested in a Desolate era Eververse?!"
stunned, she didn't even notice when her direct superior entered her office.
"What have you fucking done, Kuroka?" Her eyes snapped towards him. "Boss, i fucked up, I have to get out of here before troubleshooting department comes and fucking murders me for-."
alarms started blaring in the entire planet-wide facility.
WARNING WARNING TIER 15 ENTITY HAS ENTERED THE AREA. TIER 15 ENTITY HAS ENTERED THE AREA. ABANDON FACILITY!! ABANDON FACILITY!!
"FUCK!"
outside the planetary boundary, a man stood. this man was Autarch Absolute-silence.
He began to speak, space cracked and the worlds shook as he spoke. For silence does not speak.
"I AM AUTARCH ABSOLUTE-SILENCE. YOU HAVE SENT AN AGENT INTO ONE OF MY SUBORDINATES EVERVERSES YOU HAVE BROKEN THE DESOLATE-COMPANY TRUCE. PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED."
"All i did was place an extra F in the goddamn text-box!!! NOOOOOOO!!!"
With that, the local company office was destroyed.
and everything around it for 100 company sectors.
War between the company and the Desolate Era Chaos-verses was starting.
---=----=-----=
As Subaru was resting in the the bed, he stirred slowly to wakefulness. He woke up, and stared at two beautiful women in maid uniforms who were staring at him in turn. "Wow, i've never seen anyone this beautiful before. I thoughtEmelia was amazing, but damn, you both look like the most beautiful women in existence."
They both blushed crimson, But decided to joke around instead of respond to his compliments.
"Rem, Rem, the guest is undressing me with his eyes, I feel eternally violated." The pink haired one said, pointing tremblingly at Subaru, trying not to laugh, but speaking in a dull monotone.
"Ram, Ram, the guest is violating me with his gaze, how can I ever get married now?" The girl who was identified as Rem said, trembling in suppressed giggles.
"Betty thinks you two should stop mocking the person with the most unused magical potential in the entirety of Lugunica if they pleased, I have never sensed such a strong yet unused gate in a person besides that monster, Reinhardt." Everyone turned to a short girl with drill curls for hair, wearing mostly red dress that went down to her ankles. She emitted a mysterious aura of magic.
she walked up to subaru, and then put her hands on his face.
and promptly ran electric magic through his entire body.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" He shouted, not collapsing but surely out of breath from the shock.
"I ran my mana through you and sampled yours. you literally have no malice in your heart. You have a savage protective streak, not wanting to lose anything."
"umm... that doesn't seem very accura-"
"Betty thinks you should shut up and come to the forbidden library after you meet the heads of house for breakfast.
with that she walked out of the room, and disappeared into a random one. When the door opened again, she was nowhere to be seen.
The next hour, Subaru got a bath, entered the fitting rooms for a new suit, and was then brought to the breakfast table after getting an older one altered for his size in record time.
He was made to sit down at the table as a man wearing absolutely way too much make-up and blue hair, with a suit that was incredably gaudy along with Emelia joined them with her silver hair flowing behind her.
"ooh, look, it's the person who saved my charge, by over-using a truly amazing divine blessing." the clownish heavily make-uped man said in a sing-song tone.
"It was really nothing." Subaru said, dodging the question about his powered skillfully using communication talent, though not fooling the clown-man.
The man decided to let him keep his secrets and continued. "That is hardly the case, we are ever in your debt for saving Emelia. What would you like as a reward?"
Subaru grinned, stood up, and pointed to the sky, and then said with confience,
"I want to Have an interview for a job of Emelia's bodyguard and protect the mainsion if i pass!!!"
Rem, sneezed in surprise.
"Very well. My name is Margrave Roswaal L Mathers, You will fight me, and the twins in order to show your strength and prove your right to be a protector."