Zack Hammers POV
June 5th, 2018, Tokyo, Gojo clan owned Hotel, 25th floor, executive suite 69.
My eyes opened, I looked to the side to see Miu's gently sleeping expression.
I smiled to myself.
But then I remember the clusterfuck that was yesterday.
I seriously can't believe that motherfucker.
He was expecting canon Miu, sure, but he didn't even consider what could cause Miu to cling to someone who clearly wasn't Kenichi.
He really should have realized that despite looking like the Miu he was familiar with in a story that he read, would be different if she had different experiences.
Now, due to his insensitivity and needling personality, I have until July 9th to convince Miu to sign up for Tokyo Jujutsu tech despite the horrible impression Gojo gave.
The semester starts on the 23rd but we really need to give them 14 days notice.
I tried to get up to shower, Miu's eyes snapped open with a look of terror on her face.
Damn, she had a nightmare again. I embraced her as she looked around in panic and started sobbing. "It's okay, don't worry, I'm here, We're not in Kuryu town, nothing is happening. I'm here."
One hour and thirty minutes later, Tokyo city streets,
It took me about 30 minutes to calm Miu down and get ready, 30 minutes to leave the hotel and 30 minutes for MIu to convince me that having Gojo as a teacher would be good if he wasn't such an asshole.
That joining tokyo jujutsu tech would be good if Kenjaku wouldn't know our every move and ability.
That going through the system would be good if it wasn't utterly corrupted by an entire third of the clans responsible for Jujutsu society.
Sadly the latter cases on all three of those things are not true so those options are technically extremely bad.
So first, we need money for a lot of things.
Money for an identity, Money for a place to stay, money for new clothes that don't look out of style by 13 years.
Money for a lot of things.
So I guess we just needed a ton of money.
We passed by an ATM, and I had a good idea.
A devilish Idea, that just required me not to be seen by the ATM camera.
"I think I have an Idea, Miu. Wait here."
Miu nodded and I saw her watch as I approached the ATM from the side.
Upon being close enough to stand next to it-
I put my hand next to the machine and I opened the 2 foot long opening of my Hammer space.
I glided my hand from bottom to top, but I got more than I bargained for.
Yes, I got the money, the compartment where the bills were held was directly at the midpoint of the machine.
Sadly, so were the electronics that made the damn thing work above and below it.
The machine sparked and an alarm went off.
Miu's eyes widened and she bolted the same second I did.
Luckily we were about 14 times faster than peak humans at this point so all we had to really do was not somehow get faster than our max speed by 32 Kilometers per hour.
We literally were in the next district over and ordering a soda by the time anyone would go to check out that alarm.
I checked my hammerspace inventory and saw a bunch of assorted electronics. Most of them broke because they fell in so abruptly and disconnected, causing electricity to ruin them.
I checked my infinite wallet, and discovered 2.8 million yen.
I whistled, that's around 18000 USD for my formerly american brain.
I looked up to notice Miu was frowning at me.
"Don't worry MIu, they're insured."
Her frown deepened. "There was a camera literally pointing right at you from across the street when you did that."
"Well, I guess I need to go around wearing a hat and sunglasses now so I'll look as shady as I actually am." I smirked.
She stared.
"If someone tries to arrest us we can just run and we'll be a few blocks over before they can react."
She smirked, "Idiot, why do I love you again?"
Before I could open my mouth, she answered herself. "Oh right! It's because you're hot and sexy, you like the same things I do, you comfort me when I'm sad, you protect me when I'm overwhelmed, you fight by my side with skill, you comfort me even when I'm freaking out over something that happened in another world, you flirt with me, you have a really big dick, your really good in bed…"
My mouth was opening and closing, not sure where she was going with this.
Her gaze grew thunderous. "But none of that will matter if-"
I probably just fucked up.
"You lead Satoru fucking Gojo right fucking towards us!" She finished, as another very familiar voice was heard.
"Hey there, you cute little delinquents!" Satoru Gojo said, chipper and irritating as always.
Satoru Fucking Gojo POV
They left my family's hotel the second they woke up, which probably means they want to take it solo, which since I vouched for them is a big problem.
I haven't even gotten a chance to apologize yet and I feel really bad.
My suspicions are only confirmed when they don't talk about their plans until they are out of the hotel and at a cafe. They don't order anything and simply talk about their plans.
The Miu girl, quickly convinces the guy going by zack, which I still haven't gotten his last name, to go it solo and that's a bad thing because it's my rep on the line here despite it only being a small amount I can recover by doing a couple jobs for the people I pissed off by recommending them.
I like having all my good reputation, thanks.
I watch as the silver haired dumbass, which describes more than one person in this situation, but it's Zack this time, I swear, uses some kind of bend in space to grab the cash and break the ATM.
He immediately realizes he fucked up and runs away at about the speed of a 1st grade sorcerer when they are trying hard.
I bend space so that it's simple to follow them while maintaining my refraction of light.
They sit down and start talking.
I remove the refraction of light from my limitless, just as the Silver haired menace says,
"If someone tries to arrest us we can just run and we'll be a few blocks over before they can react."
Miu furinji's eyes darted to mine and I smirked.
Okay, I didn't need to hear the last two, but.
"But none of that will matter if You lead Satoru fucking Gojo right fucking towards us!" she finishes, and that's my cue.
I said, "Hey there, you cute little delinquents!" as smugly as possible.