Zack POV
Refusing to rise to his level, I just glare at him.
A few moments later, Gojo's smirk cramps noticeably.
His arms that were spread wide this whole time as if in a dramatic reveal dropped to his sides as his stupid smirk dropped.
"Uhh. Listen, I'm sorry about last night, I was too caught up in the idea of two fictional characters escaping a story to enter what seems like another- based on your knowledge of of my sweet tooth-"
I glare harder.
"Okay! Okay! No more digging for info! Gotcha! I really am sorry!" He exclaimed.
"You don't seem like it," Miu pipes up from beside me. "You keep fucking doing it."
He flinches visibly and looks away.
Seeming to realize this line of conversation will go back to hell if he doesn't change the subject, that's just what he does.
"Yeah, I'm sorry about that. It's just that my curiosity is a major flaw of mine when applied to things that are dangerous." I noticed he wanted to say more, but stopped himself before he could make us angrier. "Can you forgive me enough to at least listen to a proposal?" He finishes.
"Fine, but don't expect a positive response or even an answer right away." Miu says in a no-nonsense tone.
I nod in support beside her.
He quickly explains the structure of jujutsu society, noticing that only Miu is listening intently while I only listen to things that were left out in the series.
"So, will you two join Jujutsu Tech?"
I frown, and sensing my mood, Miu answers for me.
"We'll think about it."
He sighs, and then nods. "Well, you have about a month to decide. Make sure you make your decision before the 9th of july." he stands up and begins to walk off.
"Before I go. Can you give me one piece of info? About my anime version from when I was younger?" he asks, coming to the wrong conclusion.
After all, most anime would take place close to the time they were made in if they weren't sci-fi, fantasy, or Isekai.
"Was I the protagonist?" he asked with a smirk, seemingly already knowing the answer.
I nod, not daring to speak due to the weird lack of my social based and deception skills.
He grins, "I knew it." and begins to walk away, then appearing to shift into a swift movement and move away.
If I still had those skills, I probably would have maxed out lying by omission.
I sighed, and stood up. "Miu, let's go find some scumbags to get us some fake identities."
She smiles and looks at me. "As long as we don't set off any more alarms. I really think Gojo would stop using kid-gloves if we kept being 'Delinquents.' Mr. Grand theft ATM."
I nodded, "I'll be more careful. Also I know where the cash is stored in the machine now, so next time I'll just be able to drain it dry without breaking it."
She shrugs. "We'll see."
4 hours later,
We arrived in what would have been Kamurocho entertainment district in our world, and instead found Kabukicho entertainment district.
Disregarding the strange change of name for the district, we soon found our way to the less reputable part of the district. Despite looking fancy, Men in suits with obvious hidden weapons, mostly illegal fire-arms and knives strapped to themselves. Moving as fast as possible, we disarm them without them noticing, Removing the magazine and popping the chamber of each one in the area in a blitz of speed. We put back the weapons where they were without a single bullet within, and approach them.
I walk up with my nice black suit, Miu wearing a sexy red dress.
"Hello friends, we have business with your boss. I'm certain the Tojo clan can appreciate some good business."
"Get the fuck out of here you stupid-" Within moments I'm in his face with him on the ground, his arm hyper-extended.
channeling my best Majima, I speak. "Now, I know that you small timers with your little bronze tags think your big little shits, but you aren't even a silver member of the tojo clan." I flick, the little bronze tag with the emblem of the tojo clan that is attached to his shirt with the most devil may cry contempt I can manage.
"But unless I see a Silver member of the Tojo clan some time soon," I hold out my hand and Miu hands me a knife with a smile on her face. "Well, I can be a bit persuasive." I hear clicking and confused mutters around me.
In the corner of my eyes I see Miu twirling one of the full magazines in her hand, before pocketing it with the side-pocket of her dress. Anyone inspecting that pocket will find it empty due to her just slipping it into our pocket space.
"Now, Friend, are we gonna make a deal or am I gonna remove a thumb of yours?"
10 minutes later, a man in a much fancier suit comes to get us his tag is a shiny silver.
He leads us to an area without cameras.
"We need confirmation of a lack of wiring before we can continue." He pulls out a device that seems to create a lot of static.
I nod, and he waves it around every inch of our bodies.
He smiles and then speaks when he finishes.
"What can I do for you young dragons?" The man asks, a genial smile on his face.
"We seem to have lost our ID's in the mail. If you could retrieve said ID's and insert them into the correct locations, we would be very grateful to the Tojo clan. We would be quite willing to make a donation to the Tojo clan if you can find us someone willing to do this service in a quick and thorough manner."
He nods with a smile. "How thorough would you like us to be in retrieving your ID's from the mail?" He asks.
"I'm sure that the Tojo clan can use their best. I trust them to correct any mismanagement in Databases and losses in warehouses. If they can put them in the proper places so that no questions are asked at all when inspections are made, we would be extremely happy."
He nods, "This can be done, I'll bring you to our gold member ID expert if you can tell me your budget."
I grin at him. "Well, as we are not versed in the local prices of this service, I'm sure an expert such as yourself can give us a reasonable range."
He nods, and says, "A donation of 750k should be sufficient for one retrieval."
I smile. "Seems like a reasonable quote for such a good service. I think we'll take two."
He waves his hand for us to follow him and turns around.
He doesn't check to see if we actually have the money, probably trusting the reputation of this world's Tojo clan to be enough to dissuade us from trying to mess around.
I mean we aren't going to stiff them, but we are actually strong enough to do so.
We obviously aren't going to say that though.
We follow behind him swiftly.
30 minutes later.
We arrive at a pachinko parlor and are ushered into the back.
"Riku, sir, with great respect I bring you some customers who want the maximum service and are willing to pay full price for it."
A man in a gaudy red suit with sharp eyes slowly raises his bald head to meet our eyes. His thin frame is incredibly solid, seeming to hide strong muscle beneath.
The silver member of the Tojo clan who brought us here leaves to guard the room.
I hand him the details of the identities we want to forge with the info we want inside.
We leave the locations for our birth town and info about families up to him, but we make sure that our identities match our names and that we grew up in the same town and that our families died when we were 16.
Oh, and we're 18 now apparently.
Miu insisted that we be husband and wife at first, but I convinced her to make us fiance's by bribing her with a nice wedding in the future.
This girl moves too fast, but I do genuinely love her.
She just seems to love me a lot more for some reason.
I will never tell her that she loves me more than I do her though, that's a recipe for a knife in the back of my spine while I'm sleeping.
We pay him half with a promise of the rest when we get our ID's and documents.
For 20k more yen get directions to a hotel that won't ask for ID and get a really nice room.
Without the reserved 750k for paying the rest to get our ID's. We only have 175000 Yen left to spend, but soon, we'll have our ID's and we can move around more normally.
Despite that, I'm still gonna rob every ATM I can as long as a camera isn't pointed at it.
The next day and staking out about 10 ATMs later.
Why the fuck does every ATM have at least one camera pointed at it?!
I pause, and then realize something.
I pick up a few pebbles and stealthily smash all 3 cameras with them. Following which, I sneak up beside the ATM, grab the cash with my hammer space, and bolt before anyone notices. The alarm doesn't go off and there are no sparks.
I grin. Why the fuck didn't I think of this sooner?!
20 minutes later, I had about 60 million yen in my wallet.
Now you can call me Dr. Supreme theft ATM.
Actually don't.