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Malfonz settled in like a new toy on top of the bookshelf, and he got used to not having any responsibilities. He was like a butler for them, a moody one, but a butler none the less. As the morning started again, Malfonz thinking where that one guy he met was at, if he died where his body was at, and as he did a short prayer in front of the mirror to himself adjusting it he went on to finally get to be the kid he always wanted to be. It was a blue morning and as the birds chirped loudly Malfonz was louder, screaming for people to get up, his only way of feeling superior was to kids he was learning to know. However since everybody left running this foster became a one person care center, the woman working the hours slowly grew to become the kids's mother figure and as school started rolling out due to the fact that the vaccine issue started to be prevented without the notice of Malfonz, clueless the days were starting to wake up as the people stood up one and one brushing their teeth and getting ready for playtime.
There were 10 kids including Jon, the kids names were in a role call by their caretaker, the grandma started,
"Lukas, (here), Jon, (here), Dondy, (here), Daniel, (here), Manny - Danny - Daniel, (here 3x), Don - Dondon - Dodondon, (here 3x)", she spoke finishing her read. Malfonz wondering who gave these kids their names, remembering oh yeah their orphans. Atleast they weren't named in numerical order. That would suck. Malfonz still wondering why there were so many Don's in name, and then struck a second thought as to wonder why there were so many D's in first name. Thought after thought he was never really stuck in his head before was he.
"Hey why so many Don's foe ... ahem (cough) ... for, what accent was that I tell ya" Malfonz said expecting a laugh, instead looking at the mirror he placed laughing at his own joke.
As Jon toured the place, a few rooms and the bathroom, forgetting Malfonz cleans the place everyday so he would know what the bathroom looked like. He then introduced the three main groups of kids, the cool kids who stole things, the smart ones nobody respected, and then the elders. Jon reffered their caretaker as grandma, and by her rules no fighting, getting along and elder kids take care of the smaller kids. Jon stated how he was one of the elder kids, laughing at his own jokes, Malfonz noticing how dumb it looks and vowed to never laugh at his own jokes, he felt ashamed for the kid, he felt shame for Jon.
But by playground rules it was finders keepers, so as everybody huddled grabbing their own things, Malfonz ordered by grandma to seperate the kids and give them a toy each, nobody was happy by it. The cool kids went off planning to steal, the smart kids gave in wondering how could god have smitten them with bad luck. Malfonz took a liking too the cool kids, but as soon as the first one introduced what their name was as well as introducing the other members he was dissapointed to hear three letters repeat in order, Don then came Dondon then came Dodondon. They were inspired by the Godfeathers, the book about animal mafia families killing each other.
"Why you all named the sounds for drums for", he asked leaning towards three of the youngest planning to steal the toys they wanted.
"You see mister that's the most suspenseful part the sound of the music, RIGHT MEN (yeah said the dumb one, looking scared answered the cautious one", said Dodondon.
"Maybe we could plan ahead-", Dondon got interrupted by Malfonz saying let your leaders speak, throw away caution and beg god for mercy.
"Yeah double D relax", said Don the dumb one.
The plan was to scam the others into licking their boots, how you may ask, selling rocks they found behind dumpsters you could mistake them for ancient history, you know because history smells. Don was digging up bones in the back yard looking for rocks, Dondon was assisted by Malfonz to search behind dumpsters and Dodondon was acting like a small demon, stealing all the goods of the smart kids as they are seen playing with cars, expecting the cars to be sold back.
Don was happy to be invited, Dondon was scared of bugs and brought a sanitizer and while he was assisted by Malfonz they struck up a conversation. Malfonz stepping on bugs not caring who got hurt, taking pleasure forgetting he wanted to be a hero. "Hey punk why don't you guys sell a fantasy, someone good and someone evil, Don can be evil and you can be a princess, Dodondon can be the guy who recieves all the goods for free without issue", Malfonz stated with Dondon agreeing maybe it could work. They found 10 rocks on that journey all that was needed was coloring them gold, the closest to gold was yellow and brown.
They spent 1 hour painting the 10 rocks Don and Dondon together with Malfonz who came in and out finishing tasks given to him. "Now remember I'm the damzel and you're the bad guy", said Dondon.
"But why", said Don crosseyes each eye just barely out of reach of Dondon.
"No but I am evil", said Dondon.
"You're the bad guy", said Don.
"Just say a evil line", said Dondon spraying the desk where Don spat at.
"Kill kittens", said Don.
"No something about stealing", said Dondon.
"I steal then eat kittens", said Don.
"No something about stealing money, the rocks we painted", said Dondon holding his head making him face him not look crosseyed.
"Uhuh, I steal gold to bask skull of kittens I kill", said Don.
Malfonz dropped in on occation, heard a little and went back. Just a few seconds later a cry for help was heard, the caretaker rushed to see Dodondon having a book dropped on him and bashed by Manny, Jon intervening, Dodondon was crying as he got beat up by Manny. Malfonz a bit dissapointed that nothing came of it, Manny an angry kid had issues with his stuff being stolen, as they were argueing Malfonz knew then and there real life had no episodic episodes and he was saddened. Fin.
To be continued...