…
"Wu Di, listen—you've got great talent. Don't waste it."
"Set a grand dream—that's the way."
"No way!"
Kakashi's heartfelt plea—Ye Wu Di flat-out rejected.
Joke? Got rich loli Hinata—why strive?
Chill in Hyuga clan, eat soft rice—fragrant! Grand dreams? Ugh!
Ye Wu Di's deadpig-no-boil vibe—Kakashi headache, sighed:
"Ugh… why be a ninja then?"
"You better not say you don't even wanna be a ninja!"
"Not that—ninja's fine."
Phew…
Kakashi exhaled—relief.
Good—kid's got some ninja drive.
If Ye Wu Di didn't even want that—post-Ninetails, Konoha's biggest joke!
Genius who beats Uchiha peers—no ninja?
Other villages laugh in dreams!
But relief short—Ye Wu Di's next words darkened Kakashi's face.
"Ninja reason? Protect Hinata—what else?"
"Plus—eat grapes, sip fall's first milk tea, sleep in. Live plain—done."
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 66 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
"…"
So fast—dream's just salty fish?!
Kid—okay with that?!
But… true—Hyuga son-in-law.
Just ninja-up, grow strong, guard Hinata—enough…
Wait!
Hard sell fails—go soft!
Kakashi coughed:
"Wu Di—know how many talentless kids crave your gift?"
"None of my business."
Ye Wu Di shrugged—chill:
"My talent's born—didn't steal theirs."
"Plus—if effort worked, why need genius?"
"…"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
Damn—Kakashi curious now.
Ye Wu Di's flawed-but-unrefutable logic—where learned?!
Not scared of chaos kids—just chaos kids who win arguments!
"Uh, Wu Di—don't wanna serve village, inherit Will of Fire, be a hero?"
"Like Fourth Hokage!"
Shot down again—Kakashi pulled trump:
Konoha's revered—Hokage!
"Village hero? Will of Fire? Hokage?"
"Can you eat that?"
"Uh—no."
"Then why? Plus…"
Ye Wu Di patted Hinata's head:
"Village hero, Hokage, whatever—trash. I got Hinata—enough."
Stirred—fainted Hinata woke.
Misty eyes, happy glow—heard all.
"Hinata too—Brother Wu Di's forever my hero, forever~"
"My sweet Hinata—love you most. C'mere—taste…"
"Brother Wu Di~"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
Minutes in—Ye Wu Di + Hinata cozy again.
Kakashi helpless—gave up.
No goals? Report as is.
"Sigh—Ye Wu Di: max EQ, max IQ."
"Ambition? Dreams? Ice-cold low."
"Go school—I got stuff. No more…"
Wait!
Mid-exit—Kakashi eyes bulged—bloodshot!
Finger pointed Naruto—chomping fish, hugging Some Island Teacher's Collection!
"This… book?!"
"Kakashi-sensei—what's up?"
Naruto munched—burped, asked.
Kakashi? Zero reply.
Eyes locked book—page flipped by wind.
Yes—Naruto's book…
That book!
Ye Wu Di—knowing Kakashi—fake puzzled:
"What's up, sensei? Like this book?"
"Found it same place—content's decent."
Hiss!
Shisui's too?!
Kakashi gasped.
You Shisui—this guy!
But… cough—men, right? Who doesn't love that?
Shisui—man of taste!
Kakashi lunged for Naruto's book:
"Naruto—too young! Can't handle this!"
"Teacher keeps it—expert, can handle!"
"Eh?! Sensei—no way…"
Kakashi's grab—Naruto panicked.
His speed vs. elite jonin Kakashi? No chance.
But—whoosh!
Ye Wu Di blocked—stood between.
"Sensei—my book, precious! Snatch with lame excuse? Tough spot."
Nani?!
Ye Wu Di's speed—Kakashi shocked.
Then—face blackened.
"Uncles, aunties, bros, sisters—come! Teacher's stealing student stuff!"
"Academy teacher—shameless! Stealing! Help…"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
"…"