Cough cough. "Kids—PDA in my face? Really okay?"
"Polite much?"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 99 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
Kakashi waved grilled fish like a pointer—swished air.
Hinata shrank—scaredy head duck.
Ye Wu Di? Fake tense—hands glued to Hinata.
"…"
Kakashi saw duo's vibe—lowered hand.
Ye Wu Di = chaos gremlin, super annoying.
But think—13, nabbed Shisui's scroll, grinded hard.
Prankster? Heart bad where?
Plus Hinata obsession = Obito's Rin love—Obito…
Lost teammate + Rin—Kakashi mood sank—no stay.
Last question:
"Kid—no one's stealing food."
"Before I go—your dream?"
"My dream…"
Ye Wu Di brow furrowed.
Before reply—
Whoosh! Naruto leapt from afar—hugging Some Island Teacher's Collection!
"Kakashi-sensei! My dream—village respect, Hokage!"
"This kid…"
Naruto bounded—Kakashi sighed, grabbed collar—yanked aside.
"Sensei—Hokage! Hokage!"
"Got it, got it…"
"So Wu Di—Naruto's dream done. Your turn."
Kakashi eyed Ye Wu Di—hurry-up stare.
Third's order—last question.
Ask quick—back to Icha Icha!
Icha Icha not fragrant?
Why stuck chatting this slippery kid?!
Mid-thought—Ye Wu Di eyes gleamed.
Before all eyes—deep breath:
"My dream is!"
Kakashi eyes widened—face lit.
Finally—mission done!
But kid—why so loud?
Just say it!
Now—everyone drawn over…
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
Tap tap tap.
As expected—street uncles/aunties/grannies/grandpas swarmed—chattered Ye Wu Di's dream:
"Wu Di's dream? Kid's fast—perfect for delivery!"
"Delivery? Lame! Wu Di—join our hostess troupe! Songs + dances = yours!"
"You're all shallow—Wu Di's dream? Epic ninja, like Fourth Hokage…"
Crowd buzzed—Ye Wu Di lips curled.
Showtime.
Stepped forward—flashed white teeth:
"My dream—NO CAVITIES!"
Nani?!
NANI?!
Shouted that—thought forever—this dream?!
All froze.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Neighbor XXX!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
No cavities?!
Damn you star-spangled star!
Ye Wu Di's answer—Kakashi head buzzed.
Kid loves chaos.
But no real dream—report "no cavities"?
Vacation—canceled!
No Icha Icha time!
Shisui Flicker genius—dream = dental health?
Third won't buy—I can't say!
No way!
For Icha Icha time—must get real dream!
Kakashi glared—gritted:
"I'm serious!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
"Wu~ Brother Wu Di—Sensei's scary…"
Kakashi's glare—Hinata head shrank, eyes dodged.
Ye Wu Di hugged tight—chest out, yelled:
"I'm seriouser! Truer than Jane!"
"Don't scare my Hinata! Older? I'll still fight!"
"Brother Wu Di…"
Ye Wu Di's vibe—Hinata heart warmed.
Tiny hands dug pocket—gripped explosive tags.
Dad said: emergency life-saver.
But Brother protects me—no loss to bully-sensei!
Hmph~ Sensei—if you bully Brother, Hinata won't hold back!
Always Brother protects—my turn!
Eh? My Brother? Eek~ Hinata, stop—not married…
M-Married?
No more thoughts—head dizzy~
"Hinata—what's wrong?"
Steamy Hinata—Ye Wu Di blinked, doted head rub.
"I'm fine~ Haha~ Lots of Brother Wu Di~"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
Ye Wu Di soothed Hinata—Kakashi itched to hang him on Earth Wall—dog-head decor!
Jane? What?!
Got a John too?!
Kid—nonsense! Too free!
No—must fix path. Salty fish wastes talent!
"Wu Di—listen…"