Naruto World – Konoha
"Ahhh—!"
Inside a Konoha camp tent, a white-haired beauty let out a miserable wail.
Her snowy skin, delicate features, and flawless proportions could only belong to Uchiha Miyuki. Yet at that moment, her expression was twisted in fury, the scarlet glow of her three-tomoe Sharingan flashing awake in her eyes.
"Miyuki?"
The voice came from the red-haired beauty lying beside her. Still half-asleep, Uzumaki Kushina rubbed her eyes, staring at her best friend in confusion.
"Ahem… it's nothing, Kushina. Just a nightmare~"
Miyuki forced an awkward laugh, her lips twitching as she tried to play it off with a cutesy pose.
"Oh…?"
Kushina tilted her head, clearly unconvinced, but she let it go with a soft sigh.
After all, every senior in Konoha already knew: Uchiha Miyuki was powerful, yes—but her way of thinking was always… unusual. She was, without question, a gorgeous idiot.
A bonafide ditzy beauty.
As she turned over, Kushina couldn't help sneaking another glance at her friend's graceful form, her heart letting out a quiet sigh.
No wonder even that upright "Yellow Flash" couldn't stop himself from confessing to her…
This kind of beauty—this dangerous allure—was enough to shake even a woman's heart.
[Group Chat – Friendly Mutual Aid]
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Mei-san's proposal isn't bad at all. If Saint Jaeger just adds Miyuki into his harem, at least she'll stop drooling over other people's wives, daughters, and mothers."
Tōsaka Sakura: "Eh? That's not fair… Miyuki-san might be weird, but she's still a good person overall."
Yamamoto Mei: "Hmph. I'd rather Jaeger-kun make her suffer. Otherwise, she'll end up targeting the female captains and vice-captains of my Gotei 13!"
Esdeath: "Irrelevant. If I'm ever defeated, the victor can take everything from me because I would've already died. Until then, I don't care about harems or daughters."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Ahhhhh—! So now I'm just being auctioned off like a rare pet?! Unbelievable!"
Uchiha Miyuki: "…But fine. If it's Saint Jaeger collecting me, then I demand VIP treatment! Give me a palace wing just for my yuri kingdom! I'll build the ultimate paradise of wives, daughters, mothers, AND grandmothers—all mine~!"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "…You're beyond saving."
Yamamoto Mei: "This woman… she's a plague."
Esdeath: "Interesting. A harem inside a harem…"
Tōsaka Sakura: "Grandmothers too…? Miyuki-san that's too much!"
--
Jaeger studied the group chat with growing amusement.
What struck him most wasn't Yamamoto Mei casually betraying her teammate by blurting out Miyuki Uchiha's "system."
It was that nobody seemed to care.
On the contrary, the others only piled on, happily roasting the lunatic Uchiha girl.
Jaeger raised an eyebrow and typed directly:
Nerona Jaeger: "@Yamamoto Mei, is it really alright to reveal something as private as Uchiha Miyuki's personal ability so casually?"
In the webnovels of his previous life, a system chest was the most sacred secret a transmigrator could possess.
Something so important you wouldn't reveal it to your parents.
Not even your wife.
Certainly not to "friends" you'd only just met in a chat group.
It was the kind of information no one in their right mind would ever feel secure handing out.
And yet here, it was tossed into the open like small talk.
[Group Chat – Friendly Mutual Aid]
Yamamoto Mei: "It's fine. We already discussed this and agreed—we'll share the rewards we obtain."
Yamamoto Mei: "After all, because of this chat group, we could be companions not just for decades, but for hundreds or even thousands of years. Hiding things only breeds distrust, and that's poison to harmony."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Exactly, Saint Jaeger. No need to be paranoid. Sure, the group doesn't stop us from fighting, but there are rules—if a member kills another member, they're immediately expelled. That means losing access to countless worlds and opportunities. No one's stupid enough to throw that away."
Nerona Jaeger: "I see... that's quite the deterrent."
--
Jaeger leaned back in his chair, fingers tapping lightly against the armrest. Their logic made sense. The rules of the chat group were absolute—betrayal carried a price higher than anyone here would dare to pay.
But still… he wasn't the type to ever put blind faith in strangers.
No to mention internal conflict is allowed... but murder is not. That still leaves room for power games, seduction, manipulation... and slavery.
Interesting.
"Tch… I can't even step into their worlds yet. What's the point in thinking about all this?"
After making sure that there was indeed such a rule in the chat group, Jaeger entered the chat group again.
[Group Chat – Friendly Mutual Aid]
Nerona Jaeger: "Then, if I may ask—what were your newcomer rewards?"
Uchiha Miyuki: "Heh! As that Shinigami hag already spoiled—mine is the [Perfect Goddess Training System]! Strength, beauty, body, charm—everything included! I'm basically on track to become the hottest woman in the multiverse!"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "…What a waste. Even if you're the hottest woman alive, you'll just keep harassing wives, daughters, and mothers. Zero market value."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Tch! That's maximum market value, actually!"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "…My reward is [Time Stop]. I can freeze the entire world for five seconds and move freely. Not that it helps me much in a slice-of-life romcom setting."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Give it here! Do you realize the pranks I could pull with five seconds of free chaos?!"
Tōsaka Sakura: "My reward is an authority that allows Heroic Spirits to maintain a physical body… and infinite magical power to support them."
Esdeath: "My prize is the [War God's Authority]. Each time I win a battle acknowledged by it, my strength increases in all areas. An endless path of conquest."
Yamamoto Mei: "Mine is simple. My Zanpakutō has been given the concept of [Straight Death]. Anything cut by my blade—no matter who—can only die honestly."
Nerona Jaeger: "…"
Nerona Jaeger: "…I have to say, ladies… this is all a little terrifying."
--
Pirate World – Holy Land, Mary Geoise
Jaeger smacked his lips as his gaze lingered on the chat.
Straight Death.
War God's Authority.
Time Stop.
Each ability was absurdly powerful in its own right. Give him even one of those, and he was certain—he could dominate the entire pirate world without resistance.
No wonder none of them feared betrayal—they were all monsters in their own right.
With rewards like these, the real fear wasn't of dying to another member… but of being expelled from the group.
After all, if just the newcomer's prize was already this overwhelming, then what kind of unimaginable benefits would await in the future?
To be cast out—to lose access to those opportunities—wouldn't just be painful.
It would be the kind of regret that lasted for a lifetime.
[Group Chat – Friendly Mutual Aid]
Yamamoto Mei: "Jaeger-kun, have you received your reward yet?"
Nerona Jaeger: "Not yet. I'm just preparing to claim it. Thanks to you all, I'm actually looking forward to it now."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Heh—took you long enough! I haven't seen a rookie hold back on their reward for a whole month!"
Tōsaka Sakura: "I hope Jaeger-nii gets a powerful ability… Miyuki-san always describes the pirate world as terrifying."
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Ara~ so after you receive some overpowered ability, the One Piece world will fall under the rule of our 'dear' Mr. World Noble? I suppose it can't possibly end up worse than the canon, right?"
Uchiha Miyuki: "Yes it could! Imagine Luffy getting NTR'd by Saint Jaeger! That's literally endgame BAD ENDING!"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "…You're deranged."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Proudly so!"
Yamamoto Mei: "…Do you two even realize you just raised like two flags in a row?"
Esdeath didn't type a single word. But in her own world, the Ice Queen sat silently, her cold eyes fixed on the glowing chat window.
What she awaited was simple: Jaeger's reward.
For Esdeath, who lived by the law of the jungle, there was only one fear in life—not that her enemies would be too strong, but that they would be too weak.
Pirate World – Holy Land, Mary Geoise
Jaeger's eyes narrowed.
Silently, he spoke the words in his heart:
"Receive the newcomer reward."
A chime echoed inside his mind.
[Claim Successful]
[Obtained: The Left Hand of the God – the Hand of Hermes]
A strange warmth surged through his arm. Veins glowed faintly beneath his skin, the sensation both divine and alien, as though an ancient relic had fused itself into his body.
Hermes… the fleet-footed god, the messenger, the thief who stole from Olympus itself. If this hand carries even a fragment of his legend…
Jaeger's lips curled into a wicked smile.