Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Hi.
Person 1: How you doing?
Person 2: The doing is doing.
Person 1: Doing what?
Person 2: What the doing does.
Person 1: Does doing what you are doing the doing?
Person 2: The doing does what it does. What are you doing?
Person 1: Interviewing you for the audience, that's what I'm doing.
Person 2: Who is the audience?
Interviewer: Who is your audience?
Person 2: God.
Interviewer: Where is God?
Person 2: Left. Probably went home.
Interviewer: On God?
Person 2: On God.
Interviewer: Godspeed, I guess.
Person 2: Guess what?
Interviewer: When?
Person 2: Not sure, but the stage became the world.
Interviewer: Do you have stage fright?
Person 2: I frighten the world.
Interviewer: With what?
Person 2: My monsterful performances.
Interviewer: So you are an actor then?
Person 2: Who plays his role to toilet roll perfection
Person 1: But there is no audience to wipe your ego with applause or even to flush your performance down with jeers so why bother continuing to play the role?
Actor: Because I am an actor.
Interviewer: And what is an actor?
Actor: A threat?
Interviewer: A threat?
Actor: Act or…
Interviewer: What?
Actor: When? Who will they take from me? When will they drag me backstage, never to be seen again? What will stopping cost me?
Interviewer: Miss, is there anything that you are not telling me? Anything I should know?
Miss: Knowledge is power but Power is a Devil and that is always in the details but my audience is God so I have to always be vague so…
Interviewer: So, no?
Miss: No comment.
Interviewer: Cat got your tongue?
Miss: More like 'cat got the devil's tongue to speak of fondling' but never mind.
Interviewer: I do mind. Don't mind me asking but what in your audience's name are you talking about?
Miss: If you know, you know and if you don't, knowledge is Power. Seek it.
[To Be Continued]