"Nothing is more annoying than my granny wet kiss when he kissed me and how many hours it took me to washed off her ugly lipstick off my cheeks.
Am sam by name and soon enough I will be eighteen, can't wait to hear everyone singing me that birthday song. But to be honest, just wanna be at a bar, having a hot drink and fuckin a sexy girl still dawn..but poor me I was just under my family control, even am old enough to look after myself, I still have to do as my nanny say without an agreement.
"Looking at myself in the mirror, I really hate myself, my birthday dress picked for me by my granny was really awful , it really disgusting.. making me dress up like seven years old boy, even the shirt does not fit, my short was creepy ugly and the cap was even the worse, was granny gonna make me a laughing stock in front of my friends.
With annoyance, I took off the outfit but by my granny and put on my regular outfit and my favorite sneakers, grabbing perfume to spread, when the door of my room open and here comes my nanny mrs Adam.
"There, you are sam, you should come down stairs, everyone is waiting for you. She said.
Oh, I will down. I quickly spread the perfume and rushed to the door with a smile, she smile back at me .
"Happy birthday sam. She wished me.
Thank you mrs. Adam. I replied with a smile, then she uses her fingers to messed up my hair.
"You look more handsome when your hair is messed up. She said with a smile.
We should go now. "I told her.
"She nod her head and we both walks downstairs, and all eyes fell on me, but the look on granny wasn't freaking good, she looks upset and am sure it was about the dress.
Look the birthday boy is here. "Mrs. Adam said with a fake laughter.
My granny rise from her seat and approaching, not looking happy probably.
"Don't you like the birthday outfit I brought you. granny asked me.
It doesn't fit. "I told her.
Really...and you can't even managed to wear it, you broke my heart sam. "She said faking a cry all of the sudden everyone looks at me with a bad eyes.
Sorry granny, the dress doesn't suit me again, I don't mean to hurt you. "She said.
It okay, here's the gift I brought you. She said giving me a well wrapped present, which I collect with annoying smile not to upset her.
"Thank you granny. I said.
Unwrap it dear, you gonna love it. She said with a smile.
I nodded my head, crying deep inside me as I unwrapped the gift.. when I was done unwrapping the gift , all my friends burst into laughter...I was giving a diaper and mouth feeder, everyone in the room burst into laughter , all friends pointing their fingers at me.
"Do you like it. My granny said.