The first person to get a power armour pack was Dragon after Magos groped her power armour's rear, now Armsmaster after he supposedly sent Magos pics.
Of course, this is all just an unsubstantiated rumour so take it with a grain of salt.
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Armsmaster (Protectorate ENE) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
It was not in exchange of any services. Magos required accurate references to precisely recreate the designs of my power in the upcoming Call 4 Duty Cosmetics pack.
Here is the link to the promotional video: [Link]
Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
unsubstantiated
I spoke too soon. Oh dear, here comes the storm.
AllSeeingEye
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
So, you DID send him ass pics? I KNEW IT!
Mouse_Protector (Verified Cape) (Protectorate East)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
So, that's why all those pictures of my tits didn't achieve anything! Magos prefers ass!
Legend Your protege needs your help increasing the quality of her cosmetics pack! I just need one good picture! No, make it two!
Legend (Triumvirate)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
Mouse_Protector
Leave me out of this. And if I catch you following me with a camera again, I'm putting you in your time-out room.
Amogus (Verified Cape) (C4D Developer)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
EVERYONE, STOP SENDING ME ASS PICTS OF YOUR DISGUSTING MEAT-BODIES!
(p.s. Unless of course, you're an AI and/or gynoid, then by all means, send it to me)
AllSeeingEye
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
You're not fooling anyone, Magos! Me, least of all.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
Amogus
PM me the Mouse Protector tits pics. I'm begging you, man!
Mouse_Protector (Verified Cape) (Protectorate East)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
Oh, you poor thing. Here you go! Pictures of my tits!
[Link] [Link] [Link] [Link]
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XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
Wtf? These are just birds!
Good Ship Morpheus
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
"Tits" or chickadee constitute the Paridae, a large family of small passerine birds which occur mainly in the Northern Hemisphere and Africa. Most were formerly classified in the genus Parus.
Ergo, you've been had, Void. Again.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
:(
Mouse_Protector (Verified Cape) (Protectorate East)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
Yes, they are! Aren't they just the cutest birds?!
But seriously, sending pics of my bare chest to Magos really didn't work... so maybe Legend's will. Momma Mouse Protector's C4D cosmetics has gotta be top class after all.
SpecificProtagonist (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
Everyone seems to have forgotten that Magos is now currently sitting on the largest collection of cape ass pics in the entire world. Self-taken ones at that!
Amogus
For the love of all that's holy, pm the collection to me! I'll do anything! ANYTHING!
Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
Oh, what the hell. May as well join the band wagon.
Magos
PM sent.
E. Piggot (Protectorate Employee)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
I am posting here for the benefit of any PRT Ward in this thread.
I had hoped for this to already have been obvious, but, Wards, you are not to send sexually suggestive photos. Especially in exchange for favours.
If any of you wish to be proper Protectorate heroes in the future, you should act like it.
Assault (Verified Cape) (Protectorate ENE)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
Magos
Ass pic sent!
C'mon, I want an 'Assault Red' cosmetics pack too!
Edit: Sorry, Director. We posted around the same second.
E. Piggot (Protectorate Employee)
Replied On Dec 16th 2010:
Office. Now.
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Earth-Bet was pure suffering, and my name wasn't even Taylor Hebert.
It was then that I discovered that formidable titans of tremendous power (and sheer utter bullshit) were also wandering within my domain…
CALL 4 DUTY GLOBAL LEADERBOARD
#1: 11thWing
#2: FedoraGurl
#3: Numeri_Calvin
#4: ClockworkRabbit
#5: UBER_WAS_HERE
#6: SmellsLikeVictor-y
"Don't you all have better things to do?" I demanded at the names listed down on the glowing hololith pane.
11thWing (aka the Simurgh herself) had logged more hours in the game than anyone else by an immense margin. Was the Simurgh not doing anything except play Call 4 Duty the entire time she was in orbit? But her insane number of hours wasn't the main reason why she had practically cemented her number one spot. In this 4-player coop about killing zombies, she always played solo, and always on the hardest difficulty: "40K". And she did this for every single game with pause and without rest. Her score was so high that she could stop playing right now and a normal human would still need a few years of playing to even come close to her score.
Recordings of her playthroughs have become legendary. The showoff also constantly did trick shots just to style on everyone else. Perhaps most surprising of all was how she was a big spender… despite me not knowing where in the warp the Simurgh was getting her money from. She's one of the very few who was coming close to collecting all of the cosmetics in the game.
I paused… Once again reminded me of just how bullshit my Loot Box mechanic is. If an eldritch apocalypse-machine of an angel who has unlimited funds and can see into the future is unable to collect all of my cosmetics, then how much more impossible would it be for a normal player?
…Omnissiah forgive me.
FedoraGurl (aka the Contessa herself) played perfectly as was expected from her level of bullshit Thinker 12. She practically speedruns every level. And is a legend in the speedrunning community for it. Aim that was perfect down to the pixel. Reflexes that were precognitive… I was sure that if I hadn't used [Binharic Weaving] to code my game to perfection, she would be glitching herself to the finish line every time.
Why she was even playing the game was beyond me. But somehow, some way, my Loot Boxes had defeated her Path to Victory, because even she didn't have all the cosmetics… and that was still sinking in for me: A woman with the power to instantly determine the exact steps needed to accomplish any task and perform them accurately… wasn't able to defeat my Loot Boxes… They should give me the power rating of Loot Boxer 6.
Numeri_Calvin (aka the NumberMan himself) was more of the same in terms of speedrunning my game, but with a heavier focus on opening Loot Boxes. And just like Contessa, he also didn't have all the cosmetics. And that really made me wonder.
A quick scan through the list of players and found that Legend, Eidolon and Alexandria had all logged in under some pseudonym at least once.
What was happening over in Cauldron that they were playing my video game?