Tsuna had no idea how he was going to deal with this.
Bianchi still had her hand wrapped around his penis, and she was still completely and utterly still.
Should he apologize? Maybe try to explain the random nonsense that led to this? He could not even fathom the right words for this situation, and he was not going to have a whole lot of time to figure them out.
Even if he was cheating by using Time Accel and Speed.
Was it an overreaction to accelerate his own timeline and literally hurt himself to give him more time to think? Maybe, but even with that extra amount of time, he still felt like he was screwed.
The extra time was also torturing him.
Bianchi was not moving her hand, but the grip of her hand on his penis had all of his engines roaring. He wanted to push her down and finish what the future her had started, but his own rationality was holding back the raging beast.
That did not make the very pleasant feel of her hand any less dangerous to deal with.
Tsuna pushed his Speed to the max and acted before things started going even more sideways.
His own hand went into his pants and pried her grip off and slipped out of her numb stance. Taking a couple of steps away from the girl.
He fixed his clothes as he kept an eye on her, kind of worried about the girl.
The time-traveling version of herself called him darling and seemed to think their relationship was really intimate. So was she his wife in the future?
He had no idea how the fuck that would happen. He also had a twinge of pain as he thought about Nagi.
Nagi liked him, and he was really starting to like her as well, but Bianchi came from the future, so did that relationship fail? Or did he never gather the courage to face those feelings and got swept up in Bianchi's rhythm?
That little encounter with Bianchi told him that if a girl was aggressive about her advances, he would cave in. Something told him Nagi was not going to be anywhere as forward as Bianchi was.
God damnit, relationships were already complicated, and now time travel is being thrown at him. His life is a mess.
Bianchi finally seemed to recover from the mental lock she had on herself. She mechanically turned towards Tsuna and flexed her fingers, killing intent boiling off of her and gloom radiating off in waves.
He winced at that. Maybe the timeline in which they fell in love is gone because he doubted their original meeting ended with her unwillingly copping a feel.
"I'm going to kill you."
Bianchi spoke out slowly and coldly, before the ground around her started to hiss and dissolve. A purple miasma that was flickering with specks of crimson spread out around her, corroding the street around them.
Asphalt hissed and groaned as the Miasma corrupted it, birds flying in the sky falling to the ground.
Again, Tsuna winced and gave Bianchi an awkward smile. He really did not want to hurt her when she was justified in her anger, and they apparently grew rather close under different circumstances.
"Fair, I'd rather not die, so not going to let that happen, but I get it."
Tsuna spoke out awkwardly.
He then spread out his own Sky Flames to bring the Disorder spreading around back into Harmony.
He was not sure if this was an attack from her or if she was just mad enough to release the aura she naturally brought out.
Bianchi frowned in confusion at the sight of the miasma being controlled so easily, but she glared at Tsuna and brought out various cakes, and started tossing them at Tsuna.
He dodged with a small step, and the muffin she threw at him splattered against the wall and started to dissolve.
He wove out of the way of the various poisonous foodstuffs she was throwing at him and studied her.
Everything she touched was shifted into this Disorder that corrupted and consumed, an impressive ability, but he could reverse it without really trying, and it did not look like she had any other tricks up her sleeve.
She must have relied on this move to kill her targets and never bothered learning new moves, even if her Flame potential was rather strong.
"Can I convince you to not try killing me?"
Tsuna asked as he stepped close to her once more, dodging out of the way of poisonous cakes. Her breath hitched at him being so close, and a small blush spread across her face before she glared at him and spun a dagger in her off hand to stab him.
"You made me a cheater!"
She screamed at him as she pierced the empty air at where his chest used to be. He jabbed at the wrist of her dagger hand and knocked the knife out of her fingers while frowning deeply at her.
She was in a relationship? That kind of made him feel even shittier, even if he had zero part in what happened back there.
"Shit, that sucks. But you did not want to do that, so don't let it weigh on your mind."
He comforted. He was tempted to explain his own point of view, but something told him that would be bad.
She growled out and tried to deck him. He let the punch pass by as he shifted his head slightly.
"Stop being a slippery little shit, stop talking, STOP BEING REASONABLE!"
She shouted out, and Tsuna once again winced.
He opened his mouth to say something, but hesitated for a moment before shutting it.
Taking a deep breath and slotting Shock Absorption in.
He then stopped moving.
The punch landed on his face in an instant. He could feel that there was force there, but it would take a whole shit ton more before that force could overcome Shock Absorption.
He continued letting her vent her anger by hitting him, only keeping an eye on non-blunt attacks and her Miasma, but he did not need to worry.
She did not appear to be too concentrated on being effective and was more focused on just hitting him. So he was greeted with a storm of punches and kicks.
The Miasma was even more hopeless at hurting him. As soon as it came into contact with him, his Sky absorbed the disorder and harmonized without his direction. Even without him actively defending himself, there was very little she could do to him.
She kept hitting him over and over, slowly losing steam as she just got nothing over and over again.
It got to the point where her fist limply landed against his cheek, and he was certain he could have taken that without Shock Absorption and nothing would have changed.
"I said, stop being reasonable."
She spoke out between deep breaths, and she was recovering energy. She was glaring at him, but it was not as intense as it was before.
"Sorry, can't. You are in a bad situation, and I feel terrible about it. If there is something other than dying that I can do to help with that, I will."
Bianchi wanted to rage, to scream and fight until the hurt stopped, but she was finding it increasingly hard to hate the stupid kid. Maybe it was his words or maybe it was just the way he looked, but every action from him just lessened the anger she was feeling.
She took a deep breath and unclenched her fists, still glaring at him but not hitting him for the moment.
"Explain."
She commanded with narrowed eyes, and Tsuna's eyes went wide in surprise. He did not think she would want to hear anything from him.
"Explain why you were kissing me and why my hand was... there. I may not be able to kill you, but my darling will if your answer does not satisfy me."
She spat out between gritted teeth, and again Tsuna winced. Again reminded that this whole situation was awkward, although he doubted Bianchi's boyfriend would be able to kill him, but he was not telling her that.
"Well, I don't really know. This random cow kid showed up at my house and said he was here to kill Reborn. When I told him Reborn was not here right now, he did not believe me and tried to kill me."
Tsuna started to explain, and Bianchi grew a sour look at the mention of Reborn not being here. He was curious about why that was, but he held it back for now.
"I disarmed the kid, but he took out this Bazooka that shot that purple thing that hit you. When you got hit by that, you were swapped with an older version of yourself. She then hugged me and called me darling. Then she started... well, you know what she was doing when you got swapped back."
Bianchi listened with a frown. She bit her lip and thought about what she was hearing.
When she got hit with that beam, she was transported to a brunch table with tea and snacks lined up.
From what she was hearing, she got swapped with a version of herself from the future? But she had no idea if that was true.
Also...
She took a look at the boy before her, whom she wanted to kill. If that really was a future version of herself, did she give up on Reborn and move on to the kid?
She bit her lip and knew that it was possible. Reborn had been her longest relationship as he was able to function around her without screaming about her cooking or dissolving into goop when she got a bit too mad.
But she was not stupid.
She could tell that Reborn was more amused by her advances than actually interested. He played along because it was funny, not because he felt anything for her.
She hoped that she could overcome that gulf between them, but maybe she failed.
Again, she looked at the kid.
He was able to handle her at the very worst she had, so he checked similar boxes to Reborn. He also seemed pretty easy to pursue.
Even now, the kid had a bright blush on his face, and his gaze would drift over her before darting away quickly.
He certainly appreciated her womanly charms.
She needed more information.
"Where is that kid? I need to get shot again to investigate this. But if that future version of me shows up, you do not have permission to do anything."
Tsuna relaxed at that. He did not expect her to compromise so easily on this. Even Tsuna thought his explanation sucked. But maybe she was more used to the supernatural side of the world.
[Feat Achieved, Win(?) a fight with Bianchi]
[Received, One Silver ticket]
Tsuna ignored that for now; Bianchi needed answers.
"Sure, no problem. I think the kid should still be at my house. He seemed pretty determined to stick around even when I told him that Reborn was not here right now."
Again, Bianchi twitched at Tsuna saying Reborn. She clearly knew the toddler-like thing.
Was this one of those plots Reborn had set up before he left? His gut told him it was probable, but did knowing that change anything?
Not really.
So he led Bianchi back to his home and frowned at his door being wide open. He was relieved at the tracks from Lambo. The little shit left dirty footprints all over the place, but he would rather deal with the mess than have Lambo fucking off and Bianchi not having any answers.
He followed the trail, Bianchi following with a stiff frown on her face.
They came across Lambo who was currently raiding the pantry, eating from a box of cookies with several wrappers all over the place.
Lambo saw Tsuna enter the room and stood up from his seated position, placing the box of cookies in his hair before puffing up his chest and giving Tsuna a smug grin.
"Ha, the minion is back. Did the threat of The Super Great Lambo have you peeing your pants?"
Lambo asked with an annoying smile plastered across his face.
Tsuna blinked and gave Lambo a flat look. How did Tsuna scrambling to go save one become a win for the toddler who was literally bursting into tears the last time Tsuna saw him?
"What is that bazooka and what does it do?"
Tsuna figured he might as well go directly to the source of this nonsense to get some answers. Bianchi stood behind Tsuna with her gaze locked onto Lambo.
Lambo laughed smugly as he once again pulled the Bazooka out of his hair and set it on the ground beside him.
"The Ten-Year-Bazooka is Lambo's secret weapon; it lets Lambo become the Super Great Lambo and beat up all his enemies."
Tsuna ignored the smug child and picked up the Bazooka, handing it to Bianchi.
"That's the thing that shot you."
Tsuna explained, and Lambo charged towards the Bazooka, being stopped as Tsuna picked him up and held him helplessly in the air.
"Hey! That's Lambo's. Give it back!"
Lambo screamed out, with tears gathering in his eyes already. The kid really was a pushover.
Bianchi looked at the Bazooka and took a deep breath. She already believed Tsuna's words for the most part, but this was not just about the incident anymore. She needed to know what she should do next.
She pointed the barrel at herself and glared one final time at Tsuna.
"If I come back with your tongue in my mouth again, I'm biting it off."
Bianchi threatened before pulling the trigger.
Tsuna flinched, and Lambo looked at what was happening with a curious expression. This was the first time he saw someone else use his secret weapon.
Would they also become the Super Great Lambo?
The smoke cleared, and Tsuna was greeted with the familiar sight of future Bianchi, who locked onto Tsuna again with a knowing look in her eyes.
Lambo was disappointed as The Super Great Lambo did not come to save The Great Lambo.
"Oh, back already? Did darling want to finish what we started so badly that you convinced past me to shoot herself?"
She asked with a teasing grin as she walked towards Tsuna with the grace of a predator. Tsuna flinched away and held Lambo as a shield between the both of them.
Just seeing her had his blood rushing again. He was not sure if he could hold back if she made a move. He did not want to break a promise to Bianchi just because he let the future her steamroll him.
"Past you was very clear, no funny business here or she is going to shoot me. So let's just wait for her to come back."
Tsuna commanded, still holding Lambo as a shield.
"Hey minion, are you scared of cooties? Using the great Lambo as a shield for something so stupid."
Lambo made fun of Tsuna even though he was being wielded as a shield currently.
Bianchi ignored Lambo and sat at the table with an exaggerated sigh and a pout.
"Past me is a real stick in the mud. How often am I going to find the chances to bully darling?"
She spoke out while batting her eyes at Tsuna, but keeping everything PG. Maybe she respected her past self's boundaries or maybe she just did not feel in the mood with Lambo being his stupid self here.
Either way, Tsuna was feeling relieved if strangely disappointed.
"So was our little session worth any Tickets, Darling?"
Bianchi asked, and Tsuna froze. He never thought he would have told someone about the Chaos Gacha, but if Bianchi was his future wife, then it did make sense he would share that with her.
He looked at Lambo and decided he served his purpose as a human shield and knocked him out. If she held a secret like that, he figured she could be trusted to hold her word, if only to not upset Tsuna.
Bianchi gave him an amused smirk as he did his actions.
"Yeah, I got two gold and one silver. And I got another Silver for beating past you in a fight. Going to roll them now."
Tsuna explained, and Bianchi let out a hum and watched him.
He ripped the Silver.
[Doyens Virility Pills]
|Common Item|
Hunter x Hunter - A vial of 100 pills that give you endurance and fertility in bed, taking more than one at a time may have unintended effects. Restock Timer: 168 Hours
He looked over the vial of pills that appeared in his hands and took a good, long look at Bianchi before blushing massively and putting away the item into his inventory.
Great, the Gacha must be teasing him. He ripped the next Silver before Bianchi could ask about the pills.
[Musk]
|Uncommon Trait|
Your smell is really good, a bit arousing even.
What was going on!? He was joking before, but did the Gacha enjoy messing with him!? It would make sense. Maybe Luci was not the answer to the Gacha blessing him, and it only rolled those things because it thought it was being funny!?
Bianchi's breathing appeared to become just a bit more rapid, and she licked her lips as she looked at her darling. Her eyes dilated, and the look appeared in her eyes again.
"Darling is teasing me now, making yourself so yummy and telling me I can't do anything about it."
She spoke out with a pout, and Tsuna shuddered at her tone, but he pushed those thoughts down desperately.
He ripped the gold one next, hoping that something would be useful!
[Bad Boy/girl Charm]
|Uncommon Trait|
You have that raw bad boy/girl edge. You are an object of affection for emos and edgy people. Rudeness may come across as cool more often.
THAT IS NOT WHAT HE MEANT. USEFUL FOR BATTLE NOT USEFUL FOR SEDUCING BIANCHI!
Bianchi narrowed her eyes and pouted even deeper.
Tsuna quickly ripped his last ticket, praying that it would be anything but this nonsense.
[Cuddle Emperor]
|Rare Trait|
Your existence is one that "Cuddles Greatly." Your hugs and snuggles are incredible, being able to comfort even broken souls. Being cuddled by you feels like being wrapped by the softest, warmest blanket, and they are even therapeutic, helping stabilize the mental state and comfort whoever you are targeting.
Tsuna was going to cry. This... this was too much.
He thought the Gacha was on his side; clearly, it was not. At least this one did not immediately increase the tension in the room.
Tsuna avoided looking at Bianchi who was watching him like a hawk, but there was one thing he wanted to know, and Bianchi probably had the answers. So despite his nerves and the tension, he looked at her as she looked back with that smile that sent shivers down his spine.
"So... in the future we get together, but... well, this might be awkward, but... what happened with Nagi-chan?"
He asked after a good long moment, but Bianchi reacted in a way he did not expect.
She flinched and looked around as if searching for a ghost with a shiver running down her spine.
She then looked at Tsuna with a tight smile.
"Nagi-chan is fine, but do me a favour, darling. Never tell Nagi-chan I took your first kiss."
She asked while batting her eyes, but Tsuna could tell she was really worried about that. He blinked and nodded slowly. She seemed scared of Nagi but not hateful, so they did not become enemies.
He was really getting weird vibes from the future.
Before he could ask again, a small puff of smoke appeared and replaced her future self, but this time she was tied up with a ball gag in her mouth and a sign hung over her neck reading Thieving Cat.
What?