Aaron. Aaron was the fucking young master I'd need to assist as a damned butler.
I wasn't even sure what the duties of a butler were, but it seemed I'd be made aware very quickly.
After the discussion of my lodging, conveniently located in the servants quarters, it was time to explain me my future schedule for the remaining 5 weeks before the Academy begun.
"Before we begin, was Aaron even his real name? I'm pretty sure the heir of Disorder should at least have the last name Morvane."
"Of course it's not his real name, nor were those his real appearances. But where's the fun in telling you? Now stop making a fuss, it's time to confirm your training."
5.00a.m. - waking up
5.30a.m. - breakfast (heavy)
6.00a.m. - physical therapy
8.00a.m. - weapon training
10.00am - meditation
11.00am - combat training
1.00p.m. - lunch (heavy)
2.00p.m. - mana manipulation
3.00p.m. - spellcraft
5.00p.m. - etiquette and eloquence
7.00p.m. - dinner (light)
8.00p.m. - butler studies
11.00pm - lights out
"Well, this is one hell of a packed schedule."
"Sorry Crow, it's the bare minimum to put you up to standards."
"No, no, it's not that bad! Free food and I get to even sleep for 6 hours? That's plentiful."
I was honestly surprised, in a good way.
Especially at those heavy near my feeding time. I was basically drooling already.
"So what should I do now?"
Théo looked at my like you look at an abandoned puppy and I was happy to comply, dropping my shoulders slightly and exhaling a laboured sigh.
Pity from this rich bastards is a blessing from the angels.
"Nothing, get to your new dorm there should already be dinner ready, someone will come to take your measurements for your butler uniform and leave a tracksuit for your training tomorrow."
"That's all?"
"Yeah, also, make that rapier."
I took that as my signal to get out and about and reach for my new room, the name servant quarter sure made it sound bad, but it couldn't possibly be worse the the cabin dorm I had before.
I'm so stupid.
It wasn't a room, nor a dorm.
It was a fucking royal suite.
If this is how the butler of the young master lives, I might as well sign a lifetime contract.
A delicate atrium opened to a parlour clearly designed for the rich boys. The pavement was all made of polished woods in a burgundy color and all the furnishings were painted with a striking indigo colour that almost gave a eerie feeling still maintaining complete elegance. The bedroom kept up with the appearances of the suite, with a bed big enough for four people to sleep in, but the bathroom was the most luxurious thing I've ever witnessed. A tub clearly ment to host company, soaps and salts of every possible kind - and lube. Lube everywhere.
"Is being a butler an actually very sexual job?"
I didn't know what to expect, but life seemed to be on the right track for once, until a knock came at my door.
"Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!"
A vein popped on the forehead of my visitors, two gremlins that looked nothing alike yet somehow were always able to speak at the same time.
"Damn, you scared the shit out of me, I didn't know ghosts could take measurements."
The smirk never left my mouth, my eyes forming a crescent moon of pure enjoyment and a warmth spread in my chest.
Would you look at that. The little goblins serving the mutt.
"You what do I owe the disgrace of your visit?"
"We're here to take your measurements, Butler Crow."
"Oh would you look at that? From reception to servitude at the snap of my fingers. Fine take my sizes and let me know as well, for science."
I didn't wait for them to even close the door and started stripping right there and then. I hoped, prayed that someone would pass by and look at my birthday suit when entering two cute but scary girls.
No such luck.
When the girls realised what I had done, blush started to creep up their neck, but they tried to keep up face and started to work out with diligence.
Except for my already know height of 6'7" I discovered that after all those nutrition pills and the changes in my body, I gained a lot of weight, from 140 pounds to 200!
If that wasn't a sign my malnourishment was cured I didn't know what could have been.
I also discovered that my body had really changed drastically, my shoulders were broad, my chest ample and my wait? Very slim.
I was full of lean muscles, and not much fat under my skin, and my legs? Impossibly long.
"Ehm ehm… Butler Crow, we are done, you can dress up now."
"What are you talking about? There's still something you haven't measured."
"…"
"You expect me to wear generic underwear after all this shit? Get over it and measure my dick."
Hahahahahahahahaha oh god! Look at those faces!
They were red, completely, fully fiery red. It was clear they didn't want to stoop so low, it was shameful for them, just a few hours ago they were at the front desk of the core family building, and now they needed to attend to the future Butler of Disorder.
They were probably thinking that if they had been even a little more respectful, they wouldn't be in such a place.
And I was so happy, ecstatic even. That's until I noticed a strange glint in the brunette twin-ghost eyes. And I knew were she was looking, I didn't expect for her to renounce pride for a slightly bigger then normal third leg.
I scrolled through my inventory and dressed up immediately with some of the clothes Aaron had left me.
"There will be no need. I was just kidding girls. Hahahah."
"No butler Crow! You are exactly right! We can't have the man who will serve the young master wear general underwear! We must measure it all, in all its states!"
"Oh you're just thirsty, this makes me want to comply even less."
"What are you talking about!? It's just science!"
"Not a chance, you're to eager. But I'll tell you my size."
When I closed the door behind the goblins, they felt almost like under hypnosis, I could still hear them mumble behind the door.
"10' normally and 14' when aroused…"
Was it really that big of a deal? I had always thought it was just slightly bigger then average, or maybe was it something in the house of Disorder…?
"Well, whatever."
I needed to sleep, for the first time in ages I was about to have physical training.