"…"
Staring at white-haired, black-masked man.
Headband over left eye, black bodysuit + green jonin vest—Kakashi.
Ye Wu Di pretended to size him up—not grabbing haw stick.
Kakashi? Zero dodge—beamed crescent eyes, super approachable.
Any 13-year-old? Sucked in—zero guard.
Too bad—today's mark: Ye Wu Di!
"Weird uncle—kidnapping?"
"Not hating—one haw stick to snatch kids? Unprofessional!"
Ye Wu Di flashed sunny smile—roasted Kakashi.
"Who says kids love haws? Double your haws—I do tenfold three-color dango!"
"Uh—no, twentyfold!"
"…"
Kakashi speechless stared.
Weird uncle?!
Kidnap?!
Unprofessional?!
What gibberish?!
Kids this smart/guarded now?!
Normal: free snack = grab…
Whoosh!
Mid-thought—hand snatched haw!
"Gimme!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 66 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
Kid—just said no?!
Now took…?
"Hinata~ Yours—ahh~"
"Thanks Brother Wu Di—ahh~"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 99 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
Ye Wu Di roasted + fed his haw to Hinata?!
Kakashi's smile froze—cracking.
Cough. "Wu Di—I'm still here."
Ye Wu Di? Zero mercy—fired back:
"So Kakashi-sensei—what's the question?"
"Spit it—quick! School time—play with Sasuke crew!"
Joke? 66/99 trash points—not worth!
Waste time? Better farm academy!
Slap Sasuke/Sakura—or Sasuke/Naruto kiss—jackpot negativity!
Stay here?
Never!
"…"
Ye Wu Di mid-thought—Kakashi eyes squinted.
Gotcha—kid knows me! All fake-dumb!
But Third's eval: chaos gremlin, annoying—but speed grind + talent!
Kakashi cut crap—mission:
"Your Body Flicker—where learned?"
"Gladly, sensei~"
Ye Wu Di beamed kind.
Kakashi? Weird vibe—couldn't pinpoint.
"Scroll—kid me, cliff-bottom."
"First page? Unforgettable—years later."
Ye Wu Di serious nod—head tilt, gazed village-out, sighed.
First page back = mission done = Icha Icha time!
"First page? Content?"
"Sure~"
Sunny smile… but words…
"Just: 'Master this—castrate first'."
"C-Castrate?! Shisui + you—no balls…?"
Hiss!
Kakashi's gaze dropped—sucked air.
No wonder Shisui fast—secret!
No women in heart—speed god!
Ruthless Shisui!
"…"
Kakashi mid-epiphany—Ye Wu Di grabbed kunai.
Locked Kakashi's crotch—eyes ultra-kind.
"Sensei—meaning? Don't need that anymore?"
"No no no! Need—super need!"
Kakashi waved—backpedal, legs clamped!
Joke—tons Icha Icha left!
Castrate?! Never!
"Fine—how you trained?"
"Easy—second page:"
"Success? Skip castration."
"…"
Kakashi face blackened.
Kid—trolling me?!
Or Shisui really…
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
Cough. "Forget castration debate."
"Wu Di—where's scroll?"
Truth over page BS—get location.
Ye Wu Di—bored, turned-walk, waved casual:
"Scroll? Grilled fish—gone. Want fish, sensei? I can…"
"Stop stop—no fish!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 66 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
Scroll gone—last question:
"Wu Di—final: your…"
"Shut it! I treat fish—after!"
Kakashi mid-sentence—cut off.
Ye Wu Di dashed fish shop—slapped cash wad.
"Boss—fattest fish! All—release!"
"Gotcha!"
Good kid—pays for teacher… meal?
Release?!
Not grilled fish?!
Kid—flipped again…?
Kakashi baffled.
Instant—incredulous.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi Hatake!
"…"