Back in the cave, Lirael was staring at the wanted poster one of the adventurers had dropped.
It had my face (well, my adorable murder face) and the words: "EXTREME DANGER – REWARD: 10,000 Gold + Royal Title."
She looked proud.
I opened the new System tab that had unlocked after hitting Level 100 (yeah, that happened during nap time).
[Infinite Attribute Shop]
Balance: ∞
Featured Items:
Legendary Skill Ticket ×10 (1,000,000 points each)
Ancient Dragon Bloodline Evolution (FREE because you're already cheating)
Portable Pocket Dimension House (looks like a cave but has Wi-Fi)
"Plot Armor Lite" – 50% chance enemies forget you exist
I bought everything.
New form unlocked: Void Dragon – Juvenile Stage (still small enough to be cute, big enough to wreck cities).
I grew to the size of a horse. Wings now actually worked without emergency point dumping.
Lirael tilted her head. "You're going to make the Dragon Lords nervous."
"Good," I said, testing my new voice—deeper, still 100% sarcasm. "Nervous dragons are my favorite kind."