I decided to visit the Kingdom of Eldoria. Incognito.
By "incognito" I mean I shrunk to cat size using a new skill and rode on a merchant caravan.
The city walls were impressive. Until I sneezed and a section turned to dust.
Guards screamed. Bells rang. A hero candidate (Level 120, glowing sword) charged me.
I turned human for the first time—black hair, red eyes, very pretty, still 100% dragon inside.
"Yo. Tourist. Where's the best ramen—I mean, tavern?"
The hero candidate fainted.
The king declared me a Demon Lord by evening.
I left a five-star review on the city's Yelp equivalent and flew home.
